Dent This Carrot

I’m a man

I’m gay

Being gay is what I am, not who I am

I recently ended a long-term (10+ year) relationship

I’m a consultant

I travel frequently

I live in the Phoenix metro area

I like Desperate Housewives.

I’m not one.

I’m being vague here to avoid providing personally identifiable information

“Dent This Carrot?” – What’s it all about?

Answer: I don’t know yet. What I do know is that “Dent This Carrot” is an anagram.